I also wanted to submit this video, except I was going to title it, "Shamu & friends ritually murder a pelican in front of children at Seaworld."

I was also going to tag it "fuck you nature."

Why do tricks for little fish when big dumb birds land in your tank?

Is there really anybody in the audience the through the so-called KILLED WHALE was against killing anything?

5 stars for booing a whale

I love how the show just stops after it grabs the bird.

"We don't need your charity food today, skin-ape."

This would lead to SeaWorld's pioneering work in the field of orca scolding.

And then Shamu regurgitates pelican bits to try and entice some other poolside birds to get close enough to snag.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucken bird.

FIVE STARS FOR KNEE-JERK SAN DIEGO PRIDE!!!!

It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, ''You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.'' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up.

~A Deep Thought, by Jack Handey

Bird bird bird yeah the bird is the word

Too long.

To hell with Shamu and those whales, thinking they're so great! It's going to be MY time to shine in front of the crowd and ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

needs some serious editing

When I get captured and put in a fucking cage, naked, hungry, and having to do tricks for crowds of fat ass white aliens, I'm gonna tear the fuck out of anything I can get away with as well.

The wonders of nature.