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Desc:'Ma'am, I need you to reach in that register drawer...'
Category:Crime, Arts
Tags:Redneck, robbery, manners, extraordinary swag
Submitted:blinko
Date:01/20/09
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Comment count is 13
Cleaner82
"Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion."
chumbucket
"...oh and I need a pack ah Marlborah's too please"
mon666ster
So you can rob stores just by scratching your ass now, huh?
boner
"Do these balloons come in funny shapes?"

"No, unless round is funny."
j lzrd / swift idiot
It's like both of them must realize on some deep level that living in the states from which their accents originate means that they are essentially the walking dead.

No face mask, no anonymous car, no pulse. Bubba Zombie wants you reach in the register. Charlene Zombie needs Bubba Zombie to repeat the request, since she also has no soul and can't burst out laughing at the sheer level of incompetence being displayed.


Also, that's Dixie, why isn't there a shotgun under the countertop?
poopskin
This happened to me when I worked at a co-op in Madison, Wisconsin. Only difference was I didn't give him any money and called the cops on him. He didn't even have a fucking gun. Just as friendly though; I kinda felt bad when they took him away, especially since he had just been released from prison 2 days prior.

Camonk
Why isn't there a shotgun? Uh. Did you notice that the WOMAN behind the counter was a NEGRESS?

Cleaner82
The correct term is 'a female colored'. Why must you flaunt your ignorance of social etiquette?

Frank Rizzo
what a nice chap
big pincers
that peel-out noise at the end was totally unnecessary

Doctor Frederick Odd
It was completely necessary.

"Now I must depart most promptly, stage right"

SCREEECH.

TeflonDoc
Where's his manners? He didn't even say thank you.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
If I see ya, yer finished.

That ain't so gentlemanly too me!
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