I'll five star the evil here. We actually played this game start to end, because, well, it was free. Here's the best part - if at the beginning of the game, when he tells you to keep going, and you don't go back to the plane first you've already put yourself in an impossible position for later. Pure awesomely bad design.

God, I played these games TO DEATH as a youth on this "GAME EMPIRE: 250 SHAREWARE GAMES" CD I had. I never beat any of them. God-damn Hugo.

I remember one night me and a friend stayed up all night to try and figure out how to beat this game. I also remember how fun it was to try to cuss or molest the natives.