Here's how I describe this movie to people:
"It starts out as a French period piece, and ends up like Mortal Kombat."
|Rape Van Winkle |
Dear Mark Dacascos:
I love it when Indians are Ninjas!
Also, thanks for being the keystone in the bastardization of the Crow franchise.
Rape Van Winkle
PS: I met Eric Mabius in New Orleans once. You are a even bigger douche than he is.
this movie really does have something for everyone. martial arts, whores, period drama, suspense, horror... i think this movie spans every genre.
This movie is so terrible it becomes art. I've rarely seen a movie I hated more.
At about 2:35-ish... is that a legitimate cunt-punt?
do you mean around 2:03? anyway, tagged
Saw this in theatres. Twice. Damn fun movie. Not rating it, since it's not particularly evil, but it's a fun movie.
Answers an important question: can the French not kick anyone's ass?
This movie was made to prove that the French could, if they wanted to, make action movies better than anyone else. They just don't want to.
Seriously, it's got tits, guns, wolves, tits, bone-swords, lions, tits, and more anachronistic martial arts than you can shake a pair of tits at. It's in many ways the perfect action movie. The French made it just because they could. To mock us all.
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