It seems like every ad or partial-episode-while-flipping-channels features as its centerpiece this stupid fucker eating something ridiculous. Anyone else see the one where he's eating partially digest green glop out of a dead camel's stomach?

I saw an episode where he showed how not to die of dehydration in the Sahara.

He slaughtered a camel, and wrung out the partially digested grass from the camel's stomach into his mouth, like it was a sponge full of water. Then he ate what was left, pissed a circle around the carcass, crawled up inside of it and slept there for the night.

I appreciate this guy looking like Christian Bale so I can imagine it is Christian Bale eating nature's shit eaters.

This was even worse than that horrible omelette he had for breakfast in the hotel the next morning!

(WGFDR(Q#*G#@()$T%)G@Q#$()T^%G$@WT%^()G$@WT^%(@W$)G@W($TG@W$T^(%G$ @WT^%)G

(gasp)

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It's like some kind of evil zit

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK VOMIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK VOMIT

I know that's a huge bug, but fuck, how can it have that much guts?

Apparently cooking oils for frying are easy enough to come by around there too.

NOOOOOO! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! Nightmares.

I have to believe that sound effect was added. But perfect.

Simply Sara - Pomodoro Pasta