They start a good 'ol country song with the French national anthem(2:20)?

No Way Jose.

Those are the grayest black kids I've ever seen.

Their lip-synching is worse than Milli Vanilli.

That's right, children of the world, Jesus loves YOU. Whether you're Belgian, Argonian, Swedish, Spanish, Australian, Austrian and everything in between (including you crazy letter Z-starting countries I've neglected to mention). Whether your musical scales are tritonic, pentatonic or heptatonic, major or minor. Whether you wear pointy hats, parachute pants or the sacred hawk feathers that carry within them, the spirits of your honored ancestors (who may or may not be Jesus). Jesus loves all of you!

Except the little Arab children, sorry. In 1982, Jesus Court made the ruling that these poor souls are not actually human children, but a kind of fish. This hereby absolves Jesus of the responsibility of loving them. This also means that they can be eaten during Lent.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

*cue theme from "Shaft" as run through a Casio keyboard with vocals straight out of a bag of Wonder Bread*


Represent.

Oh shit. "Red" means Indians, not communists.

Minor revelation here.

It ain't easy being white

I like the Neil Young "Broken Arrow"-esque breakdowns into the chorus.

Blaaaaaaaaaack just sounded ominous.

Sweet Jesus. A Spanish hat on the Messuicano... and "black" sounded like they were coughing up furballs.

But I fear that I must remove a star because the French were not green.

I literally was so taken aback by the black kids segment that I felt light headed. It's so innocently offensive that you almost feel bad for the naive churchgoers who orchestrated the whole mess. Almost.