Satan: "What? Kill everyone. No you're doing it wrong! I want you to corrupt people first! Shit my four year old daughter figured this shit out on her own!"

Jesus: "You know it's a good thing humans really never get a firm grasp on what makes you you, I'd have my work cut out for me then."

Satan loves a good shampooing.

she doesn't plead a convincing case

SHUT UP YOU LITTLE CHICK.

(Is that the actress who now plays the "daylight hooker" on My Name is Earl?)

That guy is slapping the punching bag. Slapping it.

This is unbelievable. Is Chris Elliot the cult leader?

I must see this.

Kind of looks like my old shop class.

We totally caught these guys but instead of killing them let's just leave them in the middle of the road and draw a chalk circle around them. It'll be funny haha.

Well that was unexpected.