"Featuring gratuitous ass paddling-- one of the many reasons this will not be released in the U.S."

-And the very reason why it will fly off the shelves in Japan.

They are tasteless freaks, well mostly.

Did anyone else masturbate to this?

I *think* the justification for the paddling is that his tail is a baseball. Not enough reason to attack someone's ass with a baseball bat, but at least it doesn't come out of completely nowhere.