Do you really have the heart to tell her the truth?

fake an orgasm by starting the car?

I'm guessing she's never given head before. Or she dates a lot of men with leather penises.

i would ask if i could join in

Her family must be so proud of her first acting gig.

Could one classify this as autoerotic?

And people claim America is the superior country.

to carpenter: BA-DUMP KISH!

AHHH?!

That was much more erotic than it had any right to be.