A few things: This is part one of three - it's all the host segments distilled down.
Also: Check out the casual racism where they suggest the black guy isn't even human.
Finally: This was initially meant to be a show featuring Archie & company. It's pretty obvious which Archie characters were supposed to fit into which roles.
That guys name is just "Punk Rock". He's not even a superhero, he's a physical incarnation of one genre of music as perceived by another genre of music.
Why is Dirty Trixie the only one with a mask? What is she hiding? And I like that Fred (from Scooby-Doo) was clearly only a sham 'real person' identity for Captain California [they say he has the power of a Californian!].
This really is one of the most awesomely atrocious things television has ever produced. It's like the producers got high and decided to let their 7 year olds write the script.