"This is decidedly unbold!"

Crow's first mistake was signing up for an ISP that uses SLIP instead of PPP. He is also in for a huge disappointment when his ISP tells him that he is having modem problems and they don't troubleshoot hardware and he will have to call the computer manufacturer if the modem came with the computer or the modem manufacturer if he bought it separately.

I want on the Information Super Highway. I'll need to refuel first, though.

Surprisingly realistic example of what it was like trying to get a computer online circa 1990. Or getting a computer to do almost anything, really.
Starfighters is probably one of the more underrated MST episodes. Great, profoundly stupid movie starring wonderful right-wing kookball Rep. Bob Doornan.