Am I supposed to be impressed by the same technology already present in Oblivion, Mass Effect, even The Sims 2? The game will still suck, because they're not yet prepared to make the worthwhile Star Trek game.
Star wars had the best character creator. There were so many sliders for the Twilek head tentacles.
Do not mention that game lest you bring down a plague of beards on our heads.
That looks like it would be fun to play with in a "who can create the most retarded looking character" context. I can't imagine an actual Star Trek MMO would be entertaining at all, save for griefing potential.
(I'm thinking a big fat pink lady alien who looks like Karl Marx, personally)
"Incredibly Gay Klingon" sounds like a fun griefing concept.
OH, LORD, THIS UNIFORM MAKES MY ASS LOOK SO BIIIIIG. WHO IN THE WORLD DESIGNED THIS THING, THE TORTURE-LORDS OF GALGANIC SEVEN?
GIRL HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN KIRK LATELY? OH MY GOD, HE IS SO DIVINE. MMM, WHAT A MAN!
AW, SPOCK I KNOW HOW HARD THE MATING SEASON IS. LAST SEASON I JUST COULDN'T FIND AAAAAANYONE TO MATE WITH. I HAD TO MAKE DO WITH A ROMULAN IN A TRUCK STOP BATHROOM!
neat. too bad the game, like all MMORPGs, will suck unfun dicks
|Wonko the Sane |
this looks to be the turdliest of games
Five for the pure irony of how ripped-off from the Star Wars theme the music was.
This game will fail or succeed based on one meter alone:
How big you can make the breast size.
"Endless options" as long as they're all hominids. Because in Star Trek it's been established that all intelligent evolution will tend towards a hominid form thanks to that one ancient race that seeded the galaxy.
Extras are cheaper than animatronics or CG.
I suggest not giving your character a red shirt.
Ooh, I know the name of my character now: "Ensign Redshirt McDiesalot" My skills will be jumping in front of phaser fire and getting eaten by people in large rubber costumes.
Endless Options... of nose and forehead bumps.
I want to play as Riker's beard and I'm not talking about his girlfriend.
Like all MMOs, it will be good before they patch out all the hilarious and entertaining bugs.
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