Yeah, sure, but really how much expertise does it take to be an expert river rat? A wry smile here, a witty but cynical comment on the situation there, and you're basically done. I just don't think it's a particularly useful set of skills for taking down a mad scientist is what I'm saying. Pretty much as soon as they're out of the speed boat he's all, Well I'm pretty much out of ideas now, guys.
Ok. For this scene we're gonna drive you down this stairway. Don't worry. The car won't tip over and crush you. I promise. Look. I wouldn't put you in a dangerous situation. Ok? Now. Action!
This movie is fantastic. The main character (the android tank) is called John the Mandroid. At one point, they're cruising down the river in a riverboat Heart of Darkness style when he falls backwards out of it and sinks to the bottom of the water. As you might expect, after getting back on shore, he meets a ninja.