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major-_-turnon - 2009-02-18

Narrated by Dustin Diamond


GlennFinito - 2009-02-18

THE LEGS! OH MY GAWD THE CREEPY-CRAWLY LEGS!


petep - 2009-02-18

what the fuck, narrator?


Cleaner82 - 2009-02-18

Adam Corolla?


baleen - 2009-02-19


National Geographic has the absolute worst narration and writing of any nature programming in history.


chumbucket - 2009-02-19

what happened to the dude they had back in the 70's and 80's? feels like I'm watching discovery kids here


chumbucket - 2009-02-19

I guess I'm referring to E.G. Marshall, Richard Baseheart, Richard Kiley...dead I guess


tiermann - 2009-02-18

mmm. land shrimp


enki don't - 2009-02-18

Ciempiés gigante? En mi vagina?


socialist_hentai - 2009-02-18

kneel for the swaarm!


halon - 2009-02-18

-1 because man this narrator is the worst.


Gawain The Blind - 2009-02-18

Narrated by Weird Al.


facek - 2009-02-18

Imagine how good of a video this would be if they threw an Aliens loading suit toy at the centipede at the end.


HarrietTubmanPI - 2009-02-18

It's like its America's Funniest Home Videos or something. All that's missing is the little tiddly tiddly tiddle sound when the centipede walks.


lordpotato - 2009-02-18

-3 vs. machetes.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-02-18

Fuck this narrator. I was getting ready to be horrified by images of hundred-legged baby-killers, and they throw Gomer McTardvoice at me.


kennydra - 2009-02-18

God, I'm sorry but this narrator cannot be forgiven. This isn't the first NAt'l Geographic channel show that had either this or some other super shitty narrator.

what the FUCK.


Keefu - 2009-02-18

Apologies! I was watching this without sound last night so I wasn't aware that Douche McBag was narrating this otherwise horrifying piece.


blackmetallic - 2009-02-18

always reminds me of Naked Lunch....giant...aquatic...brazilian...centipedes...


FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-02-18

Oh my goodness that sucker is cute.


dead_cat - 2009-02-18

I'm really not sure how to vote on this. Ordinarily, that footage would have been a skin-crawlingly terrifying viewing experience, but somehow the narrator's shittiness kept that from happening.


Camonk - 2009-02-18

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Breath
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

Oh wait I just paused to listen to the fucking narrator and suddenly I'm not scared anymore. This guy made me no longer scared of a foot long centipede because his voice is so stupid.


Blaise - 2009-02-19

For me the narrator adds to the horror.

Especially with lines like "Speaking of grocery shopping".


Squeamish - 2009-02-22

Don't forget:

"Scoot, crawl."

"Scoot, CRAWL."


Big Muddy - 2009-04-02

Do you know what I would give for one of those cast-off skins? The sweet, sweet, bathroom trauma would be worth almost as much as a live one.


These are cheap compliation shows culled from far better produced programs. World's Most Devious Fungi and the like, always with smarmy disk-jockeys aren't the only thing NatGeo has going...yet.


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