Narrated by Dustin Diamond
THE LEGS! OH MY GAWD THE CREEPY-CRAWLY LEGS!
what the fuck, narrator?
I guess I'm referring to E.G. Marshall, Richard Baseheart, Richard Kiley...dead I guess
mmm. land shrimp
|enki don't |
Ciempiés gigante? En mi vagina?
kneel for the swaarm!
-1 because man this narrator is the worst.
|Gawain The Blind |
Narrated by Weird Al.
Imagine how good of a video this would be if they threw an Aliens loading suit toy at the centipede at the end.
It's like its America's Funniest Home Videos or something. All that's missing is the little tiddly tiddly tiddle sound when the centipede walks.
-3 vs. machetes.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Fuck this narrator. I was getting ready to be horrified by images of hundred-legged baby-killers, and they throw Gomer McTardvoice at me.
God, I'm sorry but this narrator cannot be forgiven. This isn't the first NAt'l Geographic channel show that had either this or some other super shitty narrator.
what the FUCK.
Apologies! I was watching this without sound last night so I wasn't aware that Douche McBag was narrating this otherwise horrifying piece.
always reminds me of Naked Lunch....giant...aquatic...brazilian...centipedes...
Oh my goodness that sucker is cute.
I'm really not sure how to vote on this. Ordinarily, that footage would have been a skin-crawlingly terrifying viewing experience, but somehow the narrator's shittiness kept that from happening.
Oh wait I just paused to listen to the fucking narrator and suddenly I'm not scared anymore. This guy made me no longer scared of a foot long centipede because his voice is so stupid.
For me the narrator adds to the horror.
Especially with lines like "Speaking of grocery shopping".
|Big Muddy |
Do you know what I would give for one of those cast-off skins? The sweet, sweet, bathroom trauma would be worth almost as much as a live one.
These are cheap compliation shows culled from far better produced programs. World's Most Devious Fungi and the like, always with smarmy disk-jockeys aren't the only thing NatGeo has going...yet.
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