I want a ringtone of this (and I don't even have a cell phone!)

You don't have a cell phone? Are YOU Hungarian?

Now THAT belongs here!

Hate the guy at 0:17.

Does understanding what they're saying make it less terrifying, or do the visuals make that impossible?

Duperoo, but so awesome that it deserves some retread now and again.

EAT, MY PIGGIES, EAT!

five stars for the kid at 0:04 with big ears and the 70s collar.

all i can think of are those pizza bagel bite commercials:

sausage in your fur coats
sausage in your bathing suits
sausage at family time
when your sausage is bigger than your mustache
you can have sausages anytime

Hooray! Hooray for sausages!

Hooray for Hungarians and their pork products!

That food looks good.

PRUSAKOLEP