Jesus christ, kid. GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET.

Just when I thought that I had Chris-Chan all figured out...

I must say that this beautiful creature has enraptured me with his insane world of anime girls and sonichu medallions. It is impossible to make fun of someone when you are genuinely awe-struck by their words and actions.

Previously, I have commented that Chris-Chan needs a care-taker to keep him away from the internet at all costs. After seeing this, I hereby reverse my position and now posit that he needs somebody to record him 24/7. THIS MAN MUST BE PRESERVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

To all those morally against Chris embarrassing himself for all the internet to see, I implore you to get over your hang-ups. Yes, he's an idiot. He may even be mentally disabled or autistic (debatable), but he brings us such joy and wonder when he gives us his criticism of a relationship book that was written by a nine year old boy. A nine year old boy that has more experience in picking up girls that he can only dream about!

Ya Homos.

Well, now we know what kind of person watches Family Guy.

If I ever finish my time machine (God willing), I will visit the Jewish prophets. I will tell them that in the future, a man shall create graven images of himself having intercourse with a creature made of air. I can hear the gnashing of teeth already.

Toenails: whenever he posts a video, it should be immediately mirrored so it can never be removed from the net.