|Robert DeNegro |
That's it with Beck's blubbering. My Dad's comin' over and givinh him something to cry ABOUT!
"I'm sorry.... I just.... I love mah country!"
Glenn is heading for one hell of a downfall, and it really can not come soon enough.
|The Townleybomb |
So the basic idea of this whole thing is that 9/11 was awesome and we all want to relive it? No wonder the folks at the mental hospital don't let him wear dress shoes.
Well, if you paid attention to the ending of The Watchmen, that's basically what it said too.
Sort of makes you wonder where our common sense has gone.
Plus Watchmen having been set in 1985 would predate 9-11.
Holy christ what the fuck is wrong with you people that you turn a perfectly good comment into some crap about a comic book only some of you have read
Beck is a special sort of laughable. Like, the transparent swindling car salesman sort of laughable.
I see him as a sort of crocodile tear-shedding televangelist.
Oh man I did not realize that was why there were nine virtues and twelve principles. I just thought those were random numbers he came up with. Like he thought up nine universal values and then couldn't think of any more so he moved onto the principles.
Or a few months earlier.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
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I played Ultima 7, and I'm not falling for this crap.
wow, another clip that was submitted 3 days ago.
fool! uttering my name lends me power! invoke it at. your. peril.
I think he's referring to the fact that I put a condensed version of this on the front page a day or two ago. (edited down to just the crying)
It's just kind of sad that nothing works here.
The tag "glenn bleck" probably didn't help.
Jesus, I'm sorry. Mine is a fuller context clip, though Stanley's is funnier I'll admit. To make amends I've added a Glenn Blech tag which I hope will someday be activated.
Glenn Blech Super Cry Edition:
I actually love you, Tinmanic. You are my best PoETV friend. You can't change that.
This entire thread was worth TinManic's ultradramatic entrance. I like to think he was wearing a velvet-lined cape and a top hat, twirling one of the tips of a long, thin handlebar moustache whilst delivering his line.
TinManic ......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHY ARE MY EYES BLEEDING MAPLE SYRUP!!!!!!!!!
One time, when I was walking down the street, I happened upon Cena_Mark begging for some change.
I tossed him a quarter and tried to wish him the best of luck, but when I opened my mouth to say a little prayer for him, TinManic came out from the shadows and stuck his dick in my mouth.
one of my professors made a good point recently while i was railing against glenn beck, that being that he's only really hurting the people who are stupid enough to listen to him.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
I read the comments, but this is even worse than I expected. The guy looks like he's on the verge of a breakdown. He calls himself a televangelist, presumably before anyone else gets the chance. It's friggin' embarrassing. Pretty soon he's going to call for open revolution or say something about being terrorized by the thought of a ghetto uprising or something and get thrown off the goddamn air by his advertising sponsors. I can't wait.
|Caminante Nocturno |
He's made it impossible to parody him. What's more amazing is that he clearly did not do this on purpose.
Yes, you ARE turning into a frikkin' televangelist.
A frikkin' televangelist for lame.
He can't even act well enough to cut a wrestling promo.
This guy can't fall hard enough or soon enough
I cannot wait for the day he gets pulled over for DWI and accuses the cops of being part of the New World Order or something...
He will be caught on camera blaming "the juice" for all his troubles.
The time bomb's a-ticking given his past history of alcoholism.
WAH fucking WAH.
This is the part where that one annoying kid can't accept that he's not getting what he wants from the popular kids of the moment, so he goes and gets his parents involved.
|Frank Rizzo |
if there is 1 person that cant see how forced all this is, even more so 2:10 - 2:20 and 2:45 - 3:15 than we are all screwed as a people.
So I guess 911project.com was taken? Go to 911project.com, I dare you.
We weren't told the way to behave after 9/11, we just bent over, spread them cheeks, and gladly took it in the bung from Bush & the boys, completely of our own volition! We just knew it was right! It was the opposite of what we feel today!
Goddamn this guy is a fucking clown.
Oh my god. What a gaywad.
I'm sorry. I just... I just can't think of a better term than gaywad. It doesn't sound very intimidating, but you know what? Pull away the curtain, and you'll realize that Glenn Beck really is a great big old wad of gay.
One gaywad is just a single solitary wad of gay, but a bunch of gaywads together? My god, you can fill up the biggest douchebag in the world that way.
Uhh, "white people" tag? You know what he means when he says, "You, the people."
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