Fuck yeah!

Torn....

-3 For the Trebuchet, because it works.

+2 for the car

trebudupe

Maybe a dupe, but it's awesome anyways. He originally wanted to collect guns, and when the local council denied him permits he started building siege engines out of spite.

"I've had trouble getting dead horses, people are sentimental about dead horses."

I can't find a reason why not.

Next fling narrator girl. After filling her with gasoline and lighting her.

Next - The Simpsons!

Motherfucking awesome.

I built a trebuchet in college, but it was quite a bit smaller than this.

Still, it could throw a grapefruit 120 yards.

God damn I love trebuchets

For such a grandiose project, you'd figure they would have put more effort into the filming perspective. ANOTHER CLOSE UP of the object being thrown without any perspective on the awesomness.

Medieval fortified locations often fell to massed flaming piano attacks.

I bow to this man and his old money. He is my hero. If I were to win the lottery, this is exactly how I would spend my day. I would also have a room where midgets performed a pirate play 24 hours a day, regardless of whether anyone was watching it or not. But that's a different conversation.