Hey I'm not defending this, it's completely retarded, but Canada has it's fair share of dip shits. I might be going out on a limb here, but I wouldn't be surprised if Canada had a higher dip shit to non-dip shit ratio than the US. Hell, California has more people than Canada...

and these things...

I kind of agree with everything this guy is saying.
Canada does not live up to its global responsibility or the fact that it leeches shit from poor people.

Sad, sad Canada.

Yur all a buncha Leslies!!
'MERICUH!!

Even if those statistics are true, they're still taking a break and being pussies.
Why is everyone here like "WTF Why is Faux news making fun of Canada."
Get over yourselves, Canada is the butt of North America and they look like bitches for taking their military out of Afghanistan.

If you lived here in Buffalo, you'd look across that border at Toronto with a mix of jealousy and sadness.

The reason the Canadian military is leaving Afghanistan is because the war no longer has the ascent of voters. It's called democracy.
It's also been a horrible failure. The reason why, in almost 10 years of war, the situation hasn't stabilized is because NATO in general and the US in specific have been neutered with regard to Pakistan. The north of Pakistan is basically a tribal zone with no regard for the laws of the country. Every time the Taliban or any of the terrorist groups are in dire straights they run across the border where NATO has no authority. The US refuses to do anything about this because they have a good thing going with the Pakistani military government.

Also, Mexico is the butt of North America.

Yeah but Canada kind had to because of its relationship with England. In WWI England demanded Canada send troops, but Canada insisted it become a Common Wealth if it committed troops. Then as a CW in WWII it had a reasonable obligation to fight along side England because of that relationship.

Not quite, MR. 666. You are right that Canada didn't exactly have a say in getting involved but it wasn't too hurt by the lack of control either. Canada was an enthusiastic supporter of the war effort and there was no initial negotiation over status at that point. The "hey, remember what we did for you?" part came post-war. I can't believe I'm getting into a history lesson in this thread, but I have never been more offended by something online like this in a long time.

I'll take that, my Canadian history is limited to two survey courses for modern American and European history.

Canada fought in those wars before us because they are England's bitch.

Yeah, stupid Nazi-fighting Canucks. If they were really brave, they would have avoided conflict and let Hitler be, until they were directly attacked and had no other choice.

This is offensive as hell. How the fuck would America feel if people from Iran or Venezuela were talking about taking over America? This is shameful.

Canada was there and took a beach at D-Day, but we don't see movies about it because they didn't fuck it up and everything went pretty smoothly.

Yeah, but Juno beach was also the easiest to land on and breech the Germans defenses. Not to take away from the Canadian soldiers efforts there at all (they also suffered huge casualties and did push inland quicker than the British and Americans), but I'm just saying if you make a war scene in a movie of course you do it with the most dramatic part.

That may have been the biggest visual "What the FUCK" moment I've had in my life.

YES

These stars are for the fact that I actually jumped a little and involuntarily swore at the sight of that guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_Victoria_Cross_recip ients

My personal favorite:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Cecil_Ingersoll_Merritt

This guy is my favorite. His citation reads like a character from a First Person Shooter:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Smith

Those manicures sure came in handy.

BTW JW: we don't award stars for presenting cogent, sensible, and moral viewpoints. They're awarded for extremes of both excellence, and despicable depravity.

Don't worry Mr. Woods, they only represent between one quarter and one third of our country!

Hmm. My mistake. Five stars for shrinking my nut-sack with rage.

My friend carried his friends to a medevac location when his unit was bombed in April 2002 by those F-16s.

Monkey rape would be the only suitable punishment for them.

I figures that Fox News could take a horrible concept like "douchebag metrosexuals discuss the news" and somehow make it worse.

FOX honestly scares the shit out of me. It scares me that there are enough people in your country to make their advertising space worth anything. If it gets much worse over there we're going to have a serious illegal alien issue, only those aliens are going to be psychotic-republicans who thought they were scared shitless of the riots and FED and the illuminate, but will quickly wake up to realize Canada is full of gays, and that's when they'll really start to snap.

Oh, the US military still can win a war better than any other country. It's just the post game plans we have problems with.

James, breathe deep, buddy, it's cool.