This guy rules

Go play Mars Matrix.

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

He is not some dumb football helmet.

He is a poet.

tap... tap... tap... microtap...

He's like the anti-Ulillillia, and his voice is just as soothing for the exact opposite reasons.

:D

AH HYUK!! THARS BULL-LITS!

The second interesting thing about Ikaruga isn't very interesting. But my sarcasm detector is out of whack.