I'd say it's even money that there will be some sitcom involving this technology, like Dinosaurs or something.

-1 star for lack of iris dilation.

if I could make my eye motions sound like that I'd REALLY be able to freak people out

Eye am confused.

I'd make it possible to make such an amazed face that the eye pops out. Maybe at the press of a button.

Awesome eyebrows.

52 seconds is hardly short and sweet, -1.

That is one shifty 1/4 of a face.

Imagine your house. You've been living there for years. Not problems, nothing wrong with it. Even the neighbors are pleasant.

Then. You hear a strange, grinding, mechanical noise from behind your brick fireplace. Is one of the bricks loose? It is. You pry it out with a letter opener.

Your reward is this, staring back at you.