Where's the clip of the knife cutting through the brisket and lodging in his thigh?

I want to buy that car's hood.

That hood is TOUGH

5 stars for desc.

Standin' around like a bloody idiot!

These guys don't fuck about with bbq!!! Also, The guy who was stabbing the car hood looks just like my stepdad.

The Not-So-Subtle Knife

would be more intimidating if the guy using the Kukri was skinny enough to button up his shirts

Merely mentioning the name "gurkha kukri" paralyzes your enemy... with laughter!

My god, it's like a gun and a knife are used for completely different things.

(seriously, I thought the reason guns fucked people up so bad was the whole "bullet expands and then bounces around and tears healthy chunks out of vital organs" angle - a rack of beef doesn't have a fucking spleen to puncture.)

Also, I love how the guy clearly was struggling to drop to one knee to shoot... and they conspicuously avoided showing him standing back up again.

Cuts the meat, chops the firewood, trims the firepit cinderblocks. Luau!

That's not a gurkha kukri, THIS is a gurkha kukri!

needs a "big fat box of shit" tag, because lynn thompson is one.
stars for teener.

So these guys just smash things and play with knives all day? I bet they get to live in a tree house and watch unlimited tv as well. Itīs just not fair.

I dunno, I would rather have the gun, honestly.

I like the part where he misses the target on the cinder block twice.

"My forearms aren't exactly small." Get that fella a 'Big Penis' medal!

Finally, something that outperforms SWORDS for self defense

This is a Kukri, it is a very large, very sharp knife. I will now demonstrate what one could conceivably do with a very large, very sharp knife. To recap: this is a knife, and it is sharp.

5 stars for awesome, violent cutting of everything they could find.

-1 for implication that it can do more damage than a bullet from a .357 magnum. just because the bullet only punched a tiny hole in that slab of soft meet doesn't mean it wouldn't liquefy a 2" diameter cylinder through your internal organs. Not to mention all the hydrostatic shock.

And, most importantly, you can do it from 100ft away.

So wait, a knife cuts meat better than a pistol?