DAMMIT BIDOOF YOU'RE THE WORST POKEMON OF ALL TIME STOP EXISTING.
AND STOP SHOWING UP ALL THE TIME WHEN I'M TRYING TO CATCH SOMETHING OF ACTUAL VALUE.
Bidoof's good to make your other dudes feel better about themselves.
You know you can eat those things during lent. Pope thinks it's a fish. Pope's a retard.
If you want to be a Popemon master, you'll have to travel to each of the eight cathedrals and challenge the bishops there. If you win, they'll give you an indulgence (for example, beat cathedral four and you can eat meat on fridays; beat cathedral seven and rape is no longer a sin unless you use a condom.)
Once you have all eight indulgences, you'll be given a chance to challenge "The Elite Three." Just be aware that no one has ever beaten them. It's like they're practically all-powerful.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Have they seriously run out of names for pokemon and are now just using random syllables?
Well, in their defense, this Pokemon's usefulness really matches its name.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I really like the way Dawn styles her hair. It goes well with her outfit and her eyes.
Don't look like at me like that. That look which claims you've never thought the same thing... We both know that look is a LIE!
Irish, I hope you realize that there's an entire genre of anime based around the question you just asked me.
I always pronounced it B'doof.
Bidoof was designed to have the most punchable face in the entire Pokemon world.
Also I would like to take this opportunity to proclaim my undying love for Octillery.
I still harbor an extreme grudge against this thing, that despite being cheaply made makes ungodly amounts of money and provides everyone involved with nothing but things to squabble over and pop their zits to. It lacks in substance to a criminal level. Like selling a car with no brakes, airbags, motor or headlight fluid meter.
Well, now, I don't think the guy who thought up Bidoof got paid that much for the idea. I'd go so far as to believe that Nintendo fired him afterwards.
|Goethe and ernie |
The animation's got even worse.
...what, did Bidoof scratch up your car at the Dunn Loring Metro station parking lot? I mean, there's a lot of grudgery going on. I don't know anything about Pokemon past red and blue, so I'm not knocking anything, just curious.
By the way, if you're the Bidoof that scratched up my car at the Dunn Loring Metro station, I have some words for you...and since I'm not a Pokemon, my vocabulary is a hell of a lot larger than "Nuzzles! Nuzzles!".
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Oh man, slow motion makes everything better (or worse). I don't know what to think.
|Robert DeNegro |
JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAY IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I did not expect to laugh so hard at this. Also, this show was so fucking weird.
Bidoof is cute. Stop hatin', haters!
Oh gross, those things have like 6 ass cheeks.
Oh my...there have been 587 episodes of this tripe.
FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN.
+2 for capitalism, -1 for losing my faith in humanity.
See I don't get it...I think Bidoof is still sort of in that useless (except for slavery) but still cutedorable category of pocket monsters.
It is for BIBAREL, and only BIBAREL, that I harbor a seething cauldron of hellfire hatred and disdain.
I never knew people hated this little guy. It's like wanting Corky from Life Goes On to die a horrible dea....Oh, okay.
I see it now.
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