you'll wish you hadn't

five stars for your comment, though

Man, freedom, don't do it! DON'T!!!! AW SHIT GOD NO

That was my first impression as well, but there was a thread about this on poe-news that made me change my mind. From what I understand, this may actually be possible.

he probably went to a lot of tanning beds

I'm no botanist either, but light isn't always necessary for a seed to germinate. Some just need moisture, oxygen and the right temperature; lungs seem like a good place for the first two, and the third depends on the species, I guess.

I want to see this Myth Busters episode.

Doesn't anyone know how seeds sprout? They do it underground, there's no light there.

You can germinate apple seeds in a wet paper towel, not that you'd want to.

I've never seen a babyfur cosplaying as a tree.

BABYFIR GET IT

Not anymore he doesn't.

Done and done.