dementomstie - 2009-04-19 My business card doesn't fit in a Cardapult because it doesn't BELONG in a Cardapult.
IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-19 Its CRAP! That business card is CRAP. It fits in a rolodex! And where's the F#$%ing glitter?!?
Desidiosus - 2009-04-19 Fat lot of good this thing is. In my office warfare is very mobile. We don't have time for sieges.
Camonk - 2009-04-19 Look, eventually someone is going to get cornered. And then what are you gonna do without siege engines, wiseass? Sit there with your thumb up your ass until a relief army comes, APPARENTLY. You are bush league. BUSH. LEAGUE.
Suedeo - 2009-04-19 This is when I whip out my Briefcase Ballista (TM)
Iron Xides - 2009-04-19 Office warfware is waged a bit differently from what you might expect.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-01 Cardapult: Your final, desperate defense against Rude Dude.