If I had that thing, I would offer moustache rides for .

oh, and if you find yourself at the intersection of Washington and Broadway, day or night, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!

Oh, and the White Castles in those areas are relatively safe, contrary to popular belief. The one to avoid is in Hopkins, a real-life beer-and-pickup-truck suburb you thought only existed in quirky indie films.

But hey, I'm from Moorhead,MN, rough-and-tumble sister river city of the hard-core streets of Fargo, ND. (SARCASM)

So I'm just sharing what I've heard, not what I know.

Do make sure to stop in Dinkytown before you leave! Go to the used book store in the middle, not on the end. They're much nicer there.

I shouldn't write replies when I'm in a non-sober state.