I think I got past the purple shirt guy maybe once. I wonder if this would have worked in an arcade?

You aren't really a pit fighter until you've broken a barrel over a woman's head. And when you are ordained king of pit fighters, you will be showered in Blimpies coupons.

I'm impressed by the variety in environments.

This game looks really X-treme! (to the max.)

TOTALLY STUDLY

So it seems he won every fight by jamming his butt into his opponent's crotch. Except for the last fight where he jammed his butt into his opponent's butt.

Is that a victory handjob he is getting?

Wasn't there a rumor that the box art was based on Shatner?

butt fighter

I have no idea how I did it, but I beat this game in the arcade as a kid.

I know it's Genesis, but goddamn, those were some ugly-ass graphics.

In actuality the first MMA game. Probably the best.
To this day after every takedown in a UFC match everyone breaks out in the "Totally Studly" chant.

They quit doing the pallet on a forklift thing years ago.