No matter how unhappy you are with your body, is it really better to wear the frozen death mask of a generic blond tramp?

Even the frozen, lifeless mask is unsettled by this concept.

YOU'VE SEEN IT! YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT!

NFLdom22 (8 months ago)
sexy!

Buraq5 (1 year ago)
Great!!! wonderful!!!!!

jpless66 (1 year ago)
Great !!! I love the separate boobs sequence.You're doing a really good work !!!

royb404 (1 year ago)
A talent that has YET to be matched!!



...these are the people that I'm really frightened of.

I like that the mask is just a flat color print out. I know that this is some sort of fetish, but do these people ever get dates? And what do they do on them?

belly mask

MANGINA!

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

you uh don't look like the picture you posted on facebook. i don't think this date is going to work

more disturbing then that CGI bart stuck in the uncanny valley.

she's got MAN ARMS!!

The whole thing was horrifying, but when it pulled its boobs apart, I kind of freaked a little.

The fact that these things are safe for work tells me that we need stricter censorship in the workplace.

A criminal used this idea in an episode of Columbo to fool traffic cameras and commit murder. He couldn't fool Columbo, though! (Columbo measured the angle of the sun and the shadow cast by the nose.)