Steve Airport counterpoint: Billy Mays is scoring with your mom, so kill yourself right now.
Camonk I was one hundred percent ready to one-star this but that last line... Okay, Mays. You win THIS ROUND!
fluffy Personally I thought the shitty editing did a good job of making it seem like what's going through the mind of a paranoid schizophrenic who is up late watching infomercials and that made it work way better.
more like EPIC bedroom smelling like a dumpster filled with taco seasoning and semen and you're so used to it that you don't even notice but all of your friends and your parents do and they don't know how to bring it up to you.
more like EPIC eventual self-inflicted gunshot wound adding blood to the mountain dew and sweat stains on your transformers t-shirt.