Mr. T

FLAAV-er WAAAVE! The Original Crock of Shit.

Someone should make a video of just the insane reaction shots.

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What the hell did I just watch

standing O for T.

ok, most people do not fucking cook fries and chicken in the same pan at the same time.

I'm not a fan of the Tim & Eric Show because this is the kind of thing they'd do, except they'd be faking it. You can't fake genuine camp like this.

Grill marks are delicious.

You can tell Mr T knows its bullshit cause he doesn't tell you to TCB by callin' this number, fool! That's basically him saying that this thing does NOT get his seal of approval.

I would like to see a video of just Mr. T's reactions.

Through the magic of Mr. T and good editing i just enjoyed a fucking infomercial. Amazing.

5 stars for jibba jabba

minutes? but I'm hungry now!

Also, a million stars for his entrance; that old lady loves her some T.

"Hey, Darla. Hey, Darla! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man. And bring the FlavorWave!"