"I am very pleased with my goatee, it gives me an individualistic, unique appearance, completely unlike the other 55 billion men currently walking the planet who apparently also desire to look like Roger Delgado's Master from the Pertwee years of Doctor Who. Mu-hahahahaha!"
I too want to look like a douchebag and be in a loveless relationship with an airheaded whore that doesn't know the meaning of restrain when it comes to tanning, or restraint in general.
you're forgetting that she probably knows the meaning of restraint in very specific terms, which probably involve the wearer of the goatee. and handcuffs. and a bed frame.
This reminds me of those "hurr hurr breakfast is haaard!" commercials from Hardee's.
Are men not at all offended by their portrayal as doofuses? Or do guys secretly know the shameful truth in the advertisements?
and the white people tag is unwarranted. of all the dudes I've ever know who have been overly concerned about the precise lines of their ridiculous facial hair the vast majority of them were not white.
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