I think the only problem is that you're a douche

I think you are one of those people thinks David Blaine is some sort of genius.

Thanks, freedom.

Gosh! So besides being easy to do, there was no point! Who cares if it doesn't work in traffic.

Freedoom, you're a genius. Have some stars.

Look, do I come into your lonely gray cubicle and start criticizing the way you count beans on your bean counter?

These are for you

How can you tell if she's cute or not? She may have a pretty face only to be marred by British teeth.

she shouldn't be using her teeth, british or not

So would the BBC and thus there would be no video.

hi!

I would care just as much.

YOU wouldn't.

cute enough