I remember visiting a company in Toyota and marveling at the *three* hotdog fast food places at one intersection. I mentioned to my host that we didn't have hotdog stores where I was from. He then spent the next twenty minutes describing, in detail, the merits of each hotdog place.
Just think, a bunch of people took out a ton of student loans and spent several years getting a degree in journalism, just so they could bring you this story! AND they managed not to burst into tears while pretending to be interested in what the Dominos guy had to say about his new, even more disgusting entrees.