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I wish drama fags was an active tag. I hate these people.
This is why I come here.
That's it, I'm tearing up my white person card. I mean it this time.
If only it was that easy.
I'm injecting myself with melanin. Right now.
This is the cosmic retribution we get for never being expected to like "Martin".
My TiVo already thinks I'm black.
The all-too-quick congratulating audience and the mock exasperation from the referee. "Yo' momma is so fat her carbon footprint is a carbon hoofprint!" "You're so dumb you thought Barnes & Noble was an attorney's office!" "You're so poor your SUV is just a SU!"
One minute fourteen. My body hurts and wants it to stop.
I made it to 1:35. You are the winner here.
Minnesota Renaissance Festival
HUZZAH
The Horror.
holy shit, I think this actually outdoes Ukulele Orchestra Shaft Theme.
DNF
And when black people do this it makes it way onto MTV.
Is it really bad that I want them to do this in front of an all black audience?
What is this?
I think this is probably being done as "improv" but it's so clear that everything was prepared before hand that I cringe. This is the sort of thing that gives good improv a bad name. And yes I actually believe there is such a thing as "good improv".
Race wars are over. White people lose.
All these stars are for the first longhair's iconic Nerd Voice.