Lucid and compelling.

I was going to give it three stars cause it's too stupid to be evil, but I liked the ending.

Wow, this takes a sharp turn onto Crazy Street at 3:20, doesn't it?

Never trust someone's word on law history unless it is accompanied by an ominous soundtrack.

Also, need a serious business tag.

One of these stars is for the hedonismbot tag.

Being a conspiracy nut looks like it would be pretty easy.

Scary D&B there at the end.

his neck looks like it is trying to slowly devour his head

Using random pics of Pope Benedict to creep people out is like picking the low-hanging fruit.

I think JP2 was good looking enough to soften the natural reaction that the crazy vestments cause but when I see Benedict I just think *omg secret rituals THEY MIGHT BE EATING PEOPLE*

and I was raised Catholic, even.

Soooooooo does that mean I can take my birth certificate public? I think since I'm studying a growing a field, I might be a good investment. My earning potential will skyrocket, and that's good for stockholders.

I looked up my number on the stock exchange.

Turned out I was one of those enron stocks. I'm living on borrowed time:(

I don't trust his hair.