"It's meaningful, in that I am insane and have mastered the art of altering the very nature of a living being! It is also a significant achievement in that I believe myself to be nothing less than God himself. GOD HIMSELF! I made a cat glow."
an excellent way to ensure your slave breeding stock remains true, and an excellent way of sorting out which belongs to who in the dark, when they try to run off. the boys down at the auction-house will pay top dollar for this new thingamagotchit.