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Desc:this is why you do not pee in the river
Category:Nature & Places, Horror
Tags:candiru, vampire fish, spines, urethra, oh my fucking god
Submitted:kiint
Date:05/28/09
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Lurchi
Fuck you candiru.


Keefu
noooooo
baleen

Was it really necessary to shove a candiru up a Yamamano's peehole to demonstrate this.
Lurchi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy
They actually shoved a stunt turtle up his ass.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Maybe he was the Yamamano version of Ernest.

TeenerTot
So, ah...how would one rid oneself of this once it's aquired?
Cleaner82
I think you smoke it out.

voodoo_pork
Wait... what?!

baleen

There's a native cure that involves ingesting an herbal solvent, but you probably just have to open the bladder with a surgery.

Infection of human beings is extremely rare, and they aren't even 100% certain if it's urine that motivates it to invade.

spencer
Funny... I just heard about this bastard on a science podcast a few days ago.
Yeah, surgery or *gulp* amputation is the best solution cuz you can die from this pretty quickly, as you might imagine.
But apparently, if it isn't immediately life-threathening, a shitload of vitamin C can soften the spines so you can piss it out. More about it here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A35669460

Cleaner82
I googled for 'candiru smoke' and the first thing I found was my own post.

So I could be wrong.

baleen
How would you suggest one go about injecting smoke into a person's bladder via their urethra?

Cleaner82
It was like, burning herbs near the peehole (a term I prefer). It had nothing to do with any sort of smoke-turkey-baster.

Cleaner82
Also, this would be more for if the fish was lodged in the peehole (a term I prefer), rather than something that was actually supposed to travel up into the bladder. Damn, I wish I could remember where I read it.

mashedtater
no no nono! dont piss in the river! dont! oh no!
TeenerTot
Yea, you'd think he'd know better. You'd think he'd at least know not splash his own peewater in his face.

baleen

It really should have been a fat college kid on mushrooms or something. It doesn't make sense that a guy who grew up the river would let candirus into his bladder all willy nilly.

mashedtater
im highly amused you used willy nilly in this context

Stog
Dreaded Candiru indeed.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I can smell your peeeee
mashedtater
thats because i ate assssparagus!

KnowFuture
For the longest time I thought William Burroughs made these things up when he wrote 'Naked Lunch'.

...does this mean Mugwumps and Liquefactionism are real too?
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