ATHEISTS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

I wonder if this ad campaign will be somehow correlated to current events in, say, a certain Kansas church?


Nah. That'd never happen.

It is said in the Bible that those who submit dupes should suffer a rating of one star.

Take that, Evangelical community!

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http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=57481

Is this trying to get kids to kill themselves? There are so many ways to interpret these, and all of them are terrible.

Saw this on TV. Same reaction then as now:

WHAT.

I guess that me and my fellow Baal followers are OK then... oh wait...

Lets see it again, why not.

I still don't understand what the idea is here. The basic vibe is wishing death upon atheists, but beyond that I'm not sure.

I am trying to figure out what the director told the kid before he pulled the gun on the camera.

If you are an atheist, you die?

I, for one, choose to live my life by Ezekiel 23:20:
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

So is this saying "Kill all atheists" or "Atheists, kill yourselves" or even "Atheists will kill you"? So many interpretations and regardless of which one you choose this video is still terrible.

Who else wants Morgan Freeman to say that line?

Just when I think I have evangelical Christianity figured out, it turns out that you don't necessarily matter to God.

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Dupe Police, here; it's too recent to let it pass :(

I don't know. My douchebag lawyer alcoholic fratboy rapist older brother used to point guns at me when I was a teenager, chamber them, tell me what kind of ammo was loaded, and taunt me that our mom would lie to defend him if he killed me. He'd also sit on my chest and bash my head against the ground for not drinking with him. Now he loves Jesus. He's the same guy as always, but now he's even more better than everybody else because he loves Jesus. FIVE STARS!