Seriously. You'd think the man could have afforded some high end prostitutes if he was really that hard up for boners. Sad when you need to bring yourself to the brink of death to get off.

At least we know he went out happy, rather than lonely and depressed.

It's a statement that after 73 years he'd seen it and done it all in so many different ways that the only remaining way he could get off was to kill himself.

Well look at you.

Does it make you mad enough to make your brain explode?

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Tarintino does homages to genres. His films are less about being "real" and more about recreating and modernizing films types.

I'm just going to pretend you didn't say that seriously.

It really was bad.

Yeah, no, actually the Kill Bill movies were both great. But that's funny what you said.

No, the movies sucked. It was terrible soundtrack (which im sure is comprised of all of tarantinos absolute favorites) coupled with terrible actors (except carradine), and he didnt even get campy totally right.

How can you fuck up campy? Oh right, like this!