Love the fetus, hate the baby.

i feel kinda bad for baby mamas one, two, and three, since it normal for your SO to have a kid with another person. baby mama twelve though...

your not going to stay and try to become king among the lower class and rise up with your massive hilly billy army?

If "someone" would either educate their kids about how sex works or not throw a major shit-fit when the schools have to step in an do it, this might not happen.

Of course, I'd love it if they put birth control in the water, and made the antidote freely available upon request at every drug store and 24-hour gas station.

The only two flaws with that plan are 1. religious moralists who subscribe to the theory that every child is planned by God (though that means you can somehow condemn sex out of marriage by an odd twist of theology) and 2. the human race would become extinct in about 3 generations, if not sooner.

By "in the water", I assume you mean "in carbonated beverages".

Brawndo: Now with 50% more birth control!

The real flaw with your plan Kleenex is that birth control doesn't work that way.

If you want an effective birth control, I can guarantee you that you will get it by subjecting every boy on the cusp of puberty to the catheter-down-the-urethra scrape for sexually transmitted infections; that shit will put them off ever thinking about having sex without protection.

For the girls, I recommend we invest more money in the injectable 2-5 year birth control and allow anyone to get it for free without needing any disclosure.

I've also believed for a long time we should be giving the long term birth control injections to any woman who wants them in a third world country, no questions asked, no need to consult anyone else for permission.

We just need to work on eliminating any negative side effects for the treatment.

@namtar: I have hope for scientific progress in this area.

I did think of a third option: Taxpayer-funded WoW accounts. Nobody will ever get laid.