monkfish is thinking "wait what...what is that? some kind of...lights in the sky? wha...OH MY GOD! A UFO.....oh waow!!"
"I have nothing to say to you. Please do not click on me."
this was horrifyingly bizarre.
No,bizarrely horrifying. horrifyingly horrible.
i shit my pants.
and his liver is DEEE-LICIOUS!!!
no kidding, I love it
Not as kissable as the batfish.
|Caminante Nocturno |
What is it sitting on? It looks like a mountain path from a video game.
the keel of the HMS Ark Royal
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
needs horrors of the deep tag
oh god, absolutely
this fucking thing probably sank it
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I've heard that they can work their way up the drains and through the overflow and into your bath to nuzzle against the soft white flesh of your legs.
|Innocent Bystander |
A mindless, soulless abomination.
Looks like someone could use a hug
You have to go pretty deep to find the rarest boglins.
Arrr, this will replace that whale in my nightmares.
It's monk time.
|The Townleybomb |
Yummy and adorable too!
|Sammy Barnathan |
It's got stinklines going on and everything.
That monkfish is hiding a shady past.
It is a felonious monkfish.
Yet another reason why I'm so glad we got the fuck out of the ocean.
According to Wikipedia, it's not uncommon for them to reach lengths of 5 feet. And the reason it's sitting so still in spite of all the harassment is probably because it's an anglerfish, and it's trying to figure out what the fuck kind of critter it has just lured in and whether or not it can take it.
To be honest I think it could.
Monkfish has an expression that seems to convey he is lost in life.
That is not a natural land formation. That strip of land is actually the bridge into hell, surrounded by the cold, black void of eternity. Had the volume been turned on, we would have heard the sounds of lonely souls wailing as they passed the bridge, their voices forever cursed to only howl in despair, never in love.
When you die and go to hell, you have to pass the monkfish.
a photograph would have sufficed
not exactly fish of the year
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