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SOON AN ARMY OF CAKE-BEARING MIND-SLAVES WILL DESCEND UPON WASHINGTON
I forgot I submitted this, back in the heady bygone days of last week when we were all high on crazy lady beam weaponry.
I wish I could have just found the "bring us cake" part.
I like to imagine all of America feverishly baking cakes for a handful of Russian scientists.
At .36, Malcolm McDowell?
That's all very well and good, but where, pray tell, are the jumping glitches?
YOU ARE BEHIND THIS YURI
I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT
Just listen for the silent goats.
That computer screen mind control is a crock! Now if you excuse me I'm off to kill the Prime Minister...
Also, IGOR SMIRNOFF!