A "Gustav Holst" tag wouldn't hurt.

The female compere has really got her sights set on bigger things. You can tell that "welcome... to the future" hurt.

No no no... you rip off Holst for your score, not just play Mars straight up. Have you no shame?


... but it got me thinking if Gwar would make fora good icecapades metal opera.

Wait, the Ice Warriors lived on MARS... at least they got the music right.

Holy shit, this is way better than any of the U.S. ripoffs of American Gladiators.

Boycott 7-Up.

I'm a Solarbabies fan myself.

The English accents make it seem like I'm watching something educational and cultural.

I walked in thinking 'This idea would have been a hit in Canada.'

Nearly fucking unwatchable.

TV Executive: "How can men to watch ice skating?"

Bryan Boitano would dominate this show.

I'm sure this show would work somewhere, but not England, and not with that horrible latex goblin with the flapping mouth.

The arena set apparently cost 3 million dollars.

Did he just say "Certainly not a Thorgon conclusion for the Ice Warriors"?