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Desc:.. as if there are no consequences to that
Category:Nature & Places, General Station
Tags:organic, pears, Susan Powter, consequences
Submitted:Enjoy
Date:06/15/09
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Comment count is 59
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Seanbaby really looks rough these days.
kingofthenothing
Hey, man, you try living the action thunder super hero alcoholic ninja lifestyle from the future and try to fight your way out from the inside of the Necrolord's brain when he tries to steal your soul and see if you don't come out of it looking like a ghost from the Matrix 2.

Seattle
I agree with the underlying message of eating non-packaged and generally un-fucked-with fruit...

But I do not find this woman attractive. Or bearable.
mouser
Her pear look sweet and so god damn good.

notascientist
An unfucked with fruit that you would want to eat is a rarity. The wild ancestors of modern fruit are this sickly little hard bitter things which are totally disgusting.

The modern fruit, even a magical organic one, is a bloated monstrosity that no self-respecting plant would actually grow in the wild. Its the product of at least hundreds of years of selective breeding, aka "analog genetic engineering."

I am totally down with organic shit, but not because it is natural. Just because it is more sustainable and doesn't kill choral reefs with shitloads of toxic fertilizer run off and terrible insecticides.

This woman is how I imagine my first girlfriend, by the way.

charmlessman
This is, by FAR more unsettling and terrifying than Petey Greene eating watermelon.

STOP THE MADNESS!!!
abeli$con
i want a nice big glass of milk instead
Doctor Arcane
Is that a dead ferret behind her?
Comeuppance
That looks like a pretty good pair.
The Townleybomb
Is this an outtake from that episode of Arrested Development where Lyndsay gets that crazy hairdo?
yourmother
I can't even believe that's her real voice... If she were trying to give me advice in that voice in real life, I think I might try to punch her.
Kumquatxop
. . . . it's a little too twiggy for me. Oh! Twiggy!
Rodents of Unusual Size
Keira Knightley at age 70...is this from Time Tunnel?
puddin p
Keira Knightley doesn't have the rack :(

Architeuthis Tux
Anybody with k and nipples can have *that* rack.

kingofthenothing
Susan Powter used to have decimal-point tits back in the day, but age has let some extra skin sag and now she's got what appear to be actual boobs.

Timothy A. Bear
she sure is annoying
Tstyle
talking with mouthful. *smack* *smack*

memedumpster
I prefer synthetic pears.

Whoa, that's Susan Powter!? When did she get all Mansonite Luggage!?
Godard's Drinking Problem
I had to tag-follow to find out who Susan Powter was in the first place, and oh my god. Shopping alone. What a life this woman has led.

rapsnacks
When I saw her name at the end my mind snapped. I only watched that grocery store tragedy once but it has clearly burned her name into my consciousness.

Cleaner82
I AM SO FUCKING SMART.

WATCH ME EAT THIS PEAR LIKE A GENIUS, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME. ALSO I HAVE TITS.
cognitivedissonance
I demand my pears to be created in an isolated containment pod, having only been touched by the sterile hands of the men and women of genetic engineering.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I couldn't find any pod pears, so mine are all made from marzipan and come in a plastic box stamped with "our factories are powered by ancient nuclear reactors" and "artificially colored and flavored, like Susan Powter."

Urburos
Also: eat an organic pear.
Rabid Vegan
I have never felt more disinclined to eat an organic pear. Thanks a lot, bitch.
Chancho
Tattooed tits always look terrible.
Menudo con queso
A convincing argument about why not to move to California. Hell, this video is a convincing argument for killing every living thing on the planet, especially the organic ones.
Menudo con queso
5 for bringing bile to my throat.

Dutch Oven Fresh Pie
She's from Australia or Texas. I'm not sure who gets to claim her.

Hooper_X
Wow. Look how good 15 years of clean living have been to HER.

Goddamn, sign me up for cigars and vodka post-haste.
socialist_hentai
getting in line for that.

buttnutt
For 51 she looks amazing

Hooper_X
She looks like she's had way too much fucking shit poked and prodded and nipped. She looks amazing for 51, in that she looks like a past-her-prime porn star of, let's say 35.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
If you consider that 51 is 3 x 17 she looks great in a multidimensional timecube still dresses like a teenager but shouldn't sort of way.

Dutch Oven Fresh Pie
She's not bad looking, but she styles herself like a homeless woman and she's fucking nuts.

Architeuthis Tux
She wants to have your abortion. She hasn't been fucked like that since gradeschool. She's stealing meals from an old-folks home.

Marla was clearly based on Susan Powter.

Millard
EAT A PEAR
EAT A PEAR
EAT A MOTHERFUCKING PEAR
love
^^^^^
five stars for this

theSnake
oh man

simon666
This is the kind of food tightwad who goes to burning man and gets shit-housed, but it's totally ok because it was spiritual.
simon666
Also: I can eat this pear...

Chinballs
I'd pee in her butt.
punch drunk babies
isnt that maneuver called the 12?

chumbucket
no 12 is poop back and forth

Raoul Duke 138
...forever.

erection reset by queer
Is this a poem?
mcsancherson
you eat a pear, bitch
Dr Dim
I bet she does organic coke too, her little man gets it for her direct from peasant-artisans in the hills of Peru.
Hooper_X
Man, if I had five stars left to give, they'd be yours.

astropod five
I'm going to talk for three whole minutes while I eat my pear and I'm not going to even hint at what The Consequences are, just take my word for it because this is a delicious pear. Wait shit now I have that Dane Cook pear grenade thing stuck in my head.
minimalist
play it at 2x speed, add an industrial/ambient soundtrack and it becomes a Shaye St. John video
Enjoy
I'm happy to report I ate an organic pear today.
abeli$con
so far the consequences behind my watching this video have involved talking to myself in the produce section.
fluffy
I will eat an organic pear and forget about the whole damn world
abeli$con
perfection
Wombles
I cannot believe how long this is. What is she on.
abeli$con
sweet as hell
abeli$con
i don't eat that

i don't know why
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