why a human head? WHY? In the name of a random deity would you give it a human head?
I was all prepared to be entertained, too.
I was not prepared for Engine Eddie.
Nebraska needed a cartoon lawnmower to lecture them on lawn care.
Nebraska, you are a child.
Do you really need to change your spark plug every season? Why? Isn't it okay to replace it when it breaks? After all I've been using the same one for years, and...
...wait, I mean, OH MY GOD RUN WOMAN IT WANTS TO MATE WITH YOU WE MUST KILL IT WITH FIRE AAARRRGGHHH!!!!
Stephen King's "Lawnmower Man" doesn't compare in horror to this.
More terrifying than a sinister clown.
|Hugo Gorilla |
Because when you think of a machine with rapid rotating metal blades, you want to see a severed human head on top of it.
Man, we do spend a lot on our lawAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Soooooo... not much happenin' up stairs, huh Nebraskans?
|Timothy A. Bear |
And so began the SUMMER OF HEADS.
Thats horrible, just horrible. I went to the site to see the updated eddie engine and holy fucking shit its even worse.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Whoops, that wasn't meant in response... but whatever... arg indeed.
Lawn care tips from a Garbage Pail Kid. Who woulda thunk it.
That isn't Jeff Fahey.
PUT YOUR HEAD ON A MOWER FOR SATAN.
So who among us is going to be the first to go to eddiegram.com and put their head on a lawn mower? If you think he's disturbing in this video you should see the website. I wish Logitech would make a face accessory like this for me to use on my webcam.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Marilyn spent so much time and money on college.
I like to think Engine Eddie's horrifying visage was inspired by the untimely death of one of the company's employees in a freak lawnmower-related decapitation.
They say his still twitching head perched atop the mower that beheaded him and thought "We can do something with this"
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