What is that in the corner at 1:59?

These people are very well-trained in what to say, but terribly trained in how to say it.

Lady, the Yankees are a BASEball team.

Where are the suicide bombers when you need them?

Letterman's slut wife could've given Bristol some pointers on having a child out of wedlock. Cut her some slack.

burn all the joke-saying people!

Please tell me Letterman aired this on network TV. His shitty joke is vindicated.

People with time to protest are worth nothing. The people who count are too busy at work.

I wonder how hilariously unclean those protesters felt going straight into the den of iniquity.

Protesting a joke must feel like a joke when people in Iran I being killed for protesting for their democracy.

What a delightful group of citizens.

A million stars for East Side Dave from The Ron and Fez Show at 1:35.

I never even heard the joke, so I just assumed it was about Palin's retarded kid. I think Letterman missed the ball on this one.

Hideously plain middle-aged Republican women will never forgive us for not putting Palin in office.

"YOU KNOW WHAT SMUCK MEANS IN JEWISH???"

God I can't stop laughing.

Man, these are some horrible people.

Fuck Jay Leno.

What a ridiculous circus this shit is.

I hope that man-cunt in the grey fleece gets shot in the face.

Do you know what "schmuck" means in Jewish?

No ma'am, I do not. Seeing as how "Jewish" is a word meant to describe persons of a certain religious affiliation or perhaps people who come from a bloodline of people with said affiliation, and "Jewish" is not in fact a language.

Do you know what "You're a useless human" means in Athiest?

So... when are the police coming in to beat these people mercilessly?

They should have set them up a "free speech zone" in the Hudson

This is fantastic. Every week even more crazy people come out and flail about even more hysterically. Now they do battle with Letterman and his disrespectful mouth. The fall of the Right is the funniest damn shift in politics ever.

"I only watch Fox News."

Oh yeah....This is that thing organized by the "tea party" guy. He predicted about 300 or so people for this one. I think he got like a dozen.

Too many gems in this clip to ennumerate.

I will say this: Can I get Letterman's number? I haven't been mouth-raped in awhile.

The woman at the end!

Wow. It is all I can say.

I just don't get all the anger. How do these guys survive on a day-to-day basis when they get this angry over a tasteless joke? What happens when something really bad happens?

Also that woman at the end, she creeped the fuck out of me, those glasses, her mouth, her voice screeching, "HE WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN WITH HIS MOUTH! HE IS A VERBAL PEDOPHILE" She sounds like the cackling hag woman in some really outlandish horror movie.

I think I might see her in my nightmares later.

HE WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN WITH HIS MOUTH...

This is parody. Sublime parody. It has to be.

To think anything else is too terrifying to imagine.

this is pretty much why I voted for Obama. So cool shit like this would happen

He's ruined AMERICAN basketball forever! Now we'll have to make do the inferior Welsh variant.

I wasn't aware he could make someone a pedophile just by having them listen to a joke. Letterman must be a magician or something.

"Leno is a class act."

hrrkkkk

Conan should have sent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to this thing

oh god the guy at 1:30

I've moved through the related videos on six submissions and rape has weighed heavily on all of them.

5 stars, stay classy guys!