"Steamed petite lobster tail"? Why, that sounds healthy! I'll take five!

-2 for being less threatening than advertised. I'LL SUCK A COCK ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE BEFORE I SERVE YOU A MIXED GREEN, BUDDY

"...we'll let you live", remains unstated for the last line.

I guess there's some comedy bit about this? I don't care either way. +1 because maybe this is some clever marketing thing that got me to watch a commercial for some regional casual dining chain I've never heard of. If so, well played, my friend.

Actually, my motive for this is to plan the seed for a "gauntlet of angry food" tag.

Funny thing is that this is a relatively old commercial. It's much worse now. The basic two person dinner really IS a "gauntlet of angry food" and probably enough to feed a small, poverty stricken African village for at least a week.

Lothar of the Hill People approves.

I love the cowboy's chuckle after talking about the restaurant.

Good God, our excess. I'm surprised we didn't end up in this cluster fuck sooner.

Watching that made me feel ill.

Hungry now.