+1 for reminding me of the insane dominitrix chick I used to hang out with in college who used to rant and rant about how the male conspiracy was suppressing the technology to do this.
I'm no homophobe like dear ol' Mark here, but this is actually gay to the point of being awful. It's not fun 'hit me with your laser beam' gay, it's just terrible.
I went from being annoyed at the indie film trailer piano cue in the opening, to slowly warming up to the idea that this could be ok, to being utterly horrified at the end.