Andy Dick is a genetically engineered experiment created with the sole function of pissing me off.
The girl starts off reasonable, and then takes a radical turn. Which is why she's in PETA.
Andy Dick's support is fitting, giving that PETA is a bag of cocks.
In a way I support the idea that animals are equal to us, that we are animals, and we can claim no moral or ontological superiority over them. But I'm still an omnivore, and I have the same right to eat a hamburger that a grizzly bear does. If that makes any sense.
In summary, meat is murder. Delicious murder.
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Interesting side note: this is the Rock And Roll McDonalds of the Wesley Willis song.
"They serve Big Macs. They serve quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you."
You know what chickens love to eat? Chicken. Throw some chicken skin into a coop and watch them fight over it.
Is that a 4 story McDonald's?
If no one else will say it I will:
"Andy Dick? More like Andy Penis!"
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
Nobody will listen to you if you let Andy Dick in a fucking clown suit speak for you. Now if they would break his legs, cut off his nose and lips, stick him in a 1 meter-by-1 meter cage for a couple weeks to wallow in his own shit and piss, and then firing a metal spike through his brain at the end of it all, well, I think a lot of people would be enlightened to the cruelty of factory farming. I'd certainly be thinking about a PETA membership.
They got caught with a shit ton of dead puppies and kittens that they were trying to discretely dispose of in a dumpster behind a humorously named supermarket.
They testified in court to adopting a perfectly healthy kitty from the arms of a little girl. They took a picture of it next to some bunnies in a field and told the girl it was happy in it's new home and then they murdered the kitty for no reason.
If you can bounce back from that, you can bounce back from anything.
Your idea is awesome though and I fully endorse it.
delicious murder indeed.
I fucking hate McDonalds and I'd still go in and buy a stack of horrible horrible burgers if I saw this
Andy Dick: The ultimate troll. Even jaded POETV people can find a reason to hate him. Am I the only one who actually laughs at his antics?
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"STOP MAKING MONEY!"
well if andy dick thinks it's a good idea...
also, I'm not here to coexist with chickens. to me they're delicious walking plants and I will exploit them in any way my bigger brain and opposable thumbs desire. that being said, my brain doesn't desire mcdonalds and I never eat there
I've never wanted a McDonald's cheeseburger so badly in my life.
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I'd fuck the shit out of that black bitch.
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