Wait, that's not right. How the Hell does putting sugar in my coffee turn into this?

Robo-hina??????

It's obviously replaying the stored motor memories of its last life or death engagement. It's hard to tell from just seeing one side of the fight, but it looks like...

:12-:14 = dodging armor piercing rounds.
:14-:17 = hand to hand combat with troupe of ninja.
:18-:20 = fisting girlfriend of head ninja.
:21 = saluting CNN war correspondant camera before...
:22-:23 = ripping rest of clothes off head ninja girlfriend and...
:24 + = ... victory bangin'.

I know what this robot reminds me of; that cyborg guy from Streets of Rage 3.

Won't be long until it can do the the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya dance.

The fact that it's not doing The Robot is fucking criminal. At long last, Japan, have you no sense of decency?